I have started sleeping with a girl who has the word "JESUS" tattooed in black across her knuckles. Usually people choose something like "LOVE" or "HATE" because those words only have four letters, so when you ball your hand into a fist the four fingers display the word evenly. But because "JESUS" has five letters she has had to squeeze the J and the E onto the same index finger. This looks rather unprofessional.
She is vigorous, energetic and dangerous in the bedroom, however, and claims that this is to do with the word "JESUS" being tattooed over her knuckles.
Being of a naturally passive nature, her dominance makes our relationship quite an exciting one, although I am slightly concerned. She seems to enjoy wrapping her legs around my throat until I can't really breathe. She also hits me with the tattooed knuckles, crying weird prayers over the thud of our meeting flesh.
She's told me that it's only a matter of time until she kills me, and I believe every word she says. I don't think many people would doubt the word of a dominant woman with "JESUS" tattooed over her knuckles.
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